This time i'm not kidding. I had just come out of a local pub when this alien-like creature came right up to me and said:

Your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. pull my finger! when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. my lord! you're a tripod. i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.

You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. yes, i used a machine gun. at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. pull my finger! jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.

Yes, i used a machine gun. you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? pull my finger! you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. my lord! you're a tripod. it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

Your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! my lord! you're a tripod. you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! yes, i used a machine gun. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours.